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    My middlin' joined the TNANG in June. He had to finish school to be able to ship out. He ships out on the 21st. Please pray for him.
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    So, today I finally got out & did a survey of our land. We just bought the house in May. I was sick for more than 2 mos this last fall, & have been so busy, unmotivated & sick that I hadn't planned much of anything. We figured out where we want the garden, where we're running fencing, what plants & beds need to go & where we're putting some of our bushes (berries, grapes, etc). I'm also still working on broth, the jerky is finished & jarred, laundry is going & best of all - we started REVIVAL week at church!!!
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    I'm running a brothel. I have broth ready to be washed & labeled. I have broth ready to be de-ringed. I have broth cooling, in the canner, warming on the stove, cooking in the Instant Pot & bones roasting in the oven. Yup. I'm running a brothel.
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    Weird things in your first aid kit....

    That's probably a good idea for barter.
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    Weird things in your first aid kit....

    Well, duh.
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    Weird things in your first aid kit....

    Weird to you all or weird to society? LOL! I'll go with maxi pads & tampons, but that's normal around this forum. HAHA!
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    4 requests

    Praying for your upcoming appointment. Glad to hear of the other improvements!
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    Prep PDF's

    Can you load them to something like Google docs & share that? I know some frown on that, so it's just food for thought.
  10. You Know You're A Homeschool Mom When... * You get to change more than diapers, you get to change their minds. * When a child busts a lip, and after seeing she's okay, you round up some scotch tape to capture some blood and look at it under the microscope! * You find dead animals and actually consider saving them to dissect later. * Your children never ever leave the "why?" stage. * When your teenager decides to take one community college course, and comes home and asks you why the teacher wrote "At" on his paper. (A+) * You ask for, and get, a copier instead of a diamond tennis bracelet for your wedding anniversary. * Your kids think reading history is best accomplished while lying on the floor with their head resting on the side of their patient dog. * Your husband can walk in at the end of a long day and tell how the science experiment went just by looking at the house. * You never have to drive your child's forgotten lunch to school. * Your child will never suffer the embarrassment of group showers after PE. * The only debate about the school lunch program is whose turn it is to cook. * You never have to face the dilemma of whether to take your child's side or the teacher's side in a dispute at school. * If your child gets drugs at school, it's probably Tylenol. * Your neighbors think you are insane. * Your kids learn new vocabulary from their extensive collection of "Calvin & Hobbes" books. * Your formal dining room now has a computer, copy machine, and many book shelves and there are educational posters and maps all over the walls. * You have meal worms growing in a container....on purpose. * If you get caught talking to yourself, you can claim you're having a PTA meeting. * Talking out loud to yourself is a parent/teacher conference. * You take off for a teacher in-service day because the principal needs clean underwear. * You can't make it through a movie without pointing out the historical inaccuracies. * You step on math manipulative on your pre-dawn stumble to the bathroom. * The teacher gets to kiss the principal in the faculty lounge and no one gossips. * Your honor student can actually read the bumper sticker that you have put on your car. * If your child claims that the dog ate his homework, you can ask the dog. * Some day your children will consider you to be a miracle-working expert and will turn to you for advice. * Your kids refer to the neighbor kids as "government school inmates." * You can't make it through the grocery produce department without asking your preschooler the name and color of every vegetable. * You can't put your produce in your cart without asking your older student to estimate it's weight and verify accuracy. * You live in a one-house schoolroom. * Your favorite Christmas gift was a gift certificate to a book store. * The principal can give the teacher a pat on the behind and it's not harassment. * Your kids will actually talk to grown ups at a family gathering and are actually patient with kids half their age. * You can take the time to look at a tiny spider on a log. * You can listen to your child's favorite hilarious passage from Hank the Cowdog 47 times. * Your daughter, who is practically a vegetarian, is begging her dad to shoot some starlings so she can pluck them and clean them up to make a "blackbird" pie just like the Ingalls family. * You're almost afraid to put your hand in your purse because you not sure if your 6yo has put something that's alive (or possibly not alive, but once was) to take home to view under the microscope. * You have a line item in your budget for overdue book fines. * You have to add the words: "homeschool, homeschooler, and homeschooling" to your computer's spell checker so it will stop marking them as wrong. * Your house in on the Parade of Homes List - for educational merchandisers. * When visiting a strange town you see a parking lot full of mini-vans and station wagons and wonder if it's a homeschooling conference. * Your friends don't want to help you move because you have so many books. * Your school clothes have more holes in the knees than your play clothes.
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    Prayers are being answered - my MO friend update

    Praying for a resolve very soon!
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    This is the answer you should have given me when I asked if you needed anything from me
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    Health issues

    My friend-
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    Electricity prices rising

    What p!$$3$ me off, though- Solar if ILLEGAL in most places, but this order is for the environment!
  15. *BPA free ^^ Sorry about the typo. I can't seem to type anything on this new laptop. Also, Ann, are you sure it was SS? I've seen the aluminum ones, and if it was, was it a thinner SS/?
  16. Jeepers, apparently when they went BA free, they started using another chemical that might be worse & they are still testing Nothing is safe anymore.
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    What DAY of the week were you born?

    ME TOO!!
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    Ornaments sent and received

    AW! Prayers coming your way, Snowmom!
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    Recall rant

    "They" iz da gubmint :/
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    Ornaments sent and received

    Got midnightmom's today. We love it!
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    Ornaments sent and received

    The rec't says Sat is their expected arrival except the overseas one. That doesn't have a date
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    Ornaments sent and received

    Mine also went out yesterday!

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