Screaming Eagle Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 THE BLIND COWBOY An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Link to comment
Cat Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Sounds like something Trip would do... Link to comment
stacey Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 I just read that to my 16 yo DS - he loved it!! Link to comment
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