kappydell Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I saw the first one on a coffee mug, and thought 'how true'...... 1. Because I'm too young to die, and too old to take an ass whoopin' 2. To balance out the other stuff in my other pocket 3. Fer shootin' varrrrrrrrmints (said like Yosemite Sam) 4. Because it is my right to. Wondering about the lighter side of this too-oft grim subject? 2 2 Quote Link to comment
Ambergris Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Because a cop is too heavy. Statistics say victims who shoot back live longer. Because I can't throw a knife at 1000 feet per second. 2 3 Quote Link to comment
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