snapshotmiki Report post Posted August 16, 2018 An American 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 500 mph and 33,000 feet, when an F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2. The cocky F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state-of-the art radio, that is part of his state-of-the art 3D, million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster said to the 777 pilot, "Hey Captain, watch this!" He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a heart-pounding, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom, breaking the sound barrier, as the F-16 screamed down at impossible G's, before leveling out at almost sea level. The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that ? The 777 pilot said, "That was truly impressive, but watch this!" The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at a steady 500 mph, when the 777 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that ?" Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do ?" The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the toilet, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll, and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five-star hotel paid for by the company." Moral (Is there one...?): When you're young, speed and flash may seem like a good thing. When you get older and wiser, comfort and dullness don't seem so bad. 2 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twilight Report post Posted August 16, 2018 Goes very well with the gas leak. Men do think differently than women. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepers Report post Posted August 17, 2018 What's so funny to me is I just told a friend the other day that I was 'built for comfort not speed'!!! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
