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Originally Posted By: Leah Ya know... Other people moderating humor forums get Garfield cartoons and jokes from Readers digest... and I get this

One trip to Florida and UKGuy is laughing maniacally and toting a step-below nuclear weapon... Hmmmmmm must be something in the water

Quietly and carefully, UKGuy and Leah stalked each other through the playfields of Mrs. S

Originally Posted By: HSmom Originally Posted By: cookiejar Okayyyyy what happened to paintball??? He came to your fair state & got to shoot a real gun! That's what happened! DOH! That's true isn't it?? LOL Of course, not many people top off their visit to land-of-the-mouse with:

Okayyyyy what happened to paintball???

??? What happened to just tossing eggs at each other? UKGuy is a wee bit on the violent side?

Originally Posted By: Leah Rain barrel collection link from the Hoodlums site. Including diagrams. http://survival.com/IVB/lofiversion/index.php?t8999.html OoOooOoOOOooh! Those are cool Leah! I like the idea of a *setting* tank.

Originally Posted By: BiscuitMaker Can't put much in the attic here it will melt----- I think the idea I was trying to denote was that we could put things up there that wouldn't spoil or such...maybe things like glassware? Boxes of china? Jackets? I understand it getting hot enough to melt things. I've even considered a solar circulating vent-one that just takes care of itself and keeps air moving through. Just bouncing around ideas.

If you can name 10 flaws in *The Jericho* Series If you have 10 recipes on file that have nothing to do with food (How to make soap, How to make wax candles..etc.) If you can name 3 ways to use baking soda and it doesn't include baking. If you've ever cached anything If you can GPS better than Nasa If you know the exact amount of time it would take to walk out home from anywhere, while carrying a backpack, and water (and your hobby is not hiking) If you shop in camping and hiking stores and you do neither

Originally Posted By: Ogre That is soo embarrasing. I burst out laughing at quite a few thinking 'oh dear, that's true'. Ogre Ah HA! So the truth comes out...

Originally Posted By: Amishway Homesteaders makes you think? Makes you think what? You lost me.... I know I know easy to do

This is a store pod for up in the attic. I can see it being useful to keep dust and such off. Maybe moisture.

When you can't enjoy the view from anything anymore... I was at a party at my boss' place and he has a STUNNING view from the 30th floor overlooking beautiful Bayside...and all I could do was look down and think Man what a loooong walk. When a family member says "it's time for a rotation", and you think of your preps as they look at your tires. When someone picks up a bullet on a detective show and you already can name the style, "Oh that's a 22". (Wink to Vic303) When you have more than 3 bins of fabric but feel the need for 2 more (wink to Westie) When your on a first name basis with the folks that bake in your supermarket and they *save* buckets for you. When you crow with delight over new food grade buckets (*SCORE!*) When you can name at least 5 surivival novels and their authors (Wink to Bookworm)

Originally Posted By: dogmom4 When you drive past the soccer fields and wonder how many veggies you can grow on it... Stacy I do that at the schools I work at...Mentally humming and doing the square footage to veggies game

Now THAT has visual impact! When you watch Cops/Swat/Court TV and make in fun of the handguns of both the good and bad guys (by caliber, etc.). When you can watch a Cops episode and can name the gun maker and caliber 3 seconds after the cop finds it and holds it up.

Oh Prep-chica, you fit in so well... I loveeee the forest for the firewood! That was great. *- When you can name 6 places for online seed ordering - 3 of them for heirloom. *- When the words "Burpee catalog" makes you quiver with anticipation. *- When you can quote the hours of operation for Sams Club, Walmart, Costco, or Tractor Supply. *- When you can name 5 breeds of an animal, IE: 5 kinds of chickens (Rhode Islands), 5 kinds of goats (Nubians)... and know which is perfect for your area.

It's the nice quiet girls ya gotta watch... I can hear you calling them now... "Here Mustard! Here Relish!"

I think Looter man startled people with his perception of priorities. We have bozos down here who have Hurricane parties in BEACH FRONT HOUSES. I'm NOT kidding.

If you've done or thought of 23 or more of these...your a nut job like us! If you can ADD to the list...your my hero/heroine! If someone yells "GET BOB!" and you ignore people to run out to your car... you might be one of us.

Hilarious and sadly true... Mine was when I got a reinforced metal shelf unit for Easter and I was moved beyond words. Really, I did and was. What does it say when I identify this much?

OMGosh, That one picture spawn dozens of jokes and photoshopped images. http://www.nola.com/cgi-bin/prxy/photogall...678/2074561.jpg

I did ask and Thank You Darlene! I just kept remember the things some of our snowbunnies were talking about like when the blizzards went through and you faced weeks without fresh produce and irritated people. Westie's right, Lord knows what a pandemic rush would be like or a full fledged crash (How many of us were startled by the recent market scare?). And your right Stacy, but let's take it a step further...what if there was noone to control the price gougers?? Remember seeing $6 dollar gas for the hurricane escapees? This was a scary show-n-tell of Darlene's.

Originally Posted By: Mother There you go Cookie, a perfect cover for you nepharious (boy is that spelled right?) activities on the old closed golf course. But how are you going to explain that bag of seeds and plants you're carrying with you? Easyyyyy! This is Miami, I put on sandles, cream colored beach combers and a aqua top. Then all I have to do is fill an empty junk food bag (chips,munchos, etc.) with seeds. put a cell phone to my ear, speak and wave my arms alot (tossing seeds), occassionally click with the camera at weeds and complain: " Can you believe it? I can't believe it! I am bringing it up at the condo meeting! It's a mess out here! This is a mess! OMG OMG OMG WEEDS everywhere! Oye! We need to get a lawyer! OBTW, did I tell you Paris Hilton's in town? No? Yes!What would Paris Hilton think? What if Entertainment tonight drives by???" You get the idea. I'm obviously missing my career as an undercover agent

Originally Posted By: dogmom4 http://www.weedcenter.org/inv_plant_info/i..._galleries.html The Weed Science Society of America is attempting to collect high-resolution digital images of all of the common weeds of North America by the end of 2006. Images of many species are still needed, and contributions are requested. Stacy (lots of clear photos...) Hmmmmmm, sounds like a job for-armed and dangerous camera girl! The bane of closed Golf courses!

Necie waits till I'm covering this Dept. and she whips out the YKK posts. It's just not fair. You caught me with my pants down. I'll be brief (not boxers), I am trying to run a clean outfit here Missy. This is a pretty button down establishment. And you slip in and bring back material that was disruptive before. Now you have folks fastened back on to this. Well, there's nothing to it but let people read it again. Then we'll have to let this slide seamlessly back on track to regular humor. The in-jean-ous cookie