brightblessings5 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? . . . . . . . . . . Cuz if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan! Link to comment
brightblessings5 Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 What did the fish say when it hit the wall? . . . . . . . . . . DAM! Link to comment
Daisygirl Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 What do you call a cow laying on the ground??? Ground Round How do you get a bull out of a china shop??? Steer Who wrote the finest butcher's manual??? Sir Loin Link to comment
jillg Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Why do cows wear bells? Cuz their horns don't work Link to comment
cartoongirl Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 This is an original one of my own...get ready. Why do I LOVE stupid jokes? Because I tell them all of the time Link to comment
Cathyv Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Hey ! Do you know how to keep Sunnyboysx3 awake ALL NIGHT LONG? Link to comment
Cathyv Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 ................ well I do and I will tell you tomorrow ! Link to comment
cartoongirl Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I'm waiiiiiting....gotta go to work in an hour ya know, don't have allll day. Link to comment
Kygal Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 whats green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels. Link to comment
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