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A THANKSGIVING POEM... to give you a chuckle


Dee

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'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.

I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,

but I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,

the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,

and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,

pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,

'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky

with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......

HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.

May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump,

May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize.

May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

May your Thanksgiving be blessed!

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Reci you come up with some really great stuff.

Happy Thanksgiving to the whole family at Mrs. Survival.

Hill

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A problem is just a challenge waiting to be conquered.

Impossibilities are just possibilities waiting to be made possible.

You can't stop the curve balls of life but you can choose how you will handle them.

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