Trip Report post Posted June 25, 2009 BOB & THE BLOND Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zzelle Report post Posted July 17, 2009 oh my Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewlzm Report post Posted October 2, 2009 LOL thank you for the laugh Trip! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewlzm Report post Posted October 2, 2009 I told this to my children this morning. My 11Yo said.. "He died twice??" Funny part is.. she is blond Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Necie Report post Posted October 3, 2009 I bet that was awful for the news crew....having to witness that twice in one day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephanie Report post Posted October 3, 2009 ( laughing at my blond friend Necie)! Now that was funny, thanks Trip! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
