Trip Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "That's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith." Link to comment
GirlNextDoor Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Parrot & dumplings coming right up! Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 can we say .................... OOPS! Link to comment
TheCG Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Parrot & dumplings coming right up! Awwww...but the PARROT didn't do anything wrong. Link to comment
Cat Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Parrot & dumplings coming right up! Something tells me KEITH is the one in hot water!!! Link to comment
Trip Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Parrot & dumplings coming right up! Mayhap it will be Keith and dumplings !!!.... Link to comment
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