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'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

 

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

 

'OLD' IS WHEN..

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN....

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

 

'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

 

 

(this in large type so you can read it)

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  • 6 months later...
Old is when you find these jokes hysterically funny and can totally relate to what they are saying !!

 

 

NO, NO, NO !

You have it all wrong ayleeann

 

OLD is when you read the list and think it is SO FUNNY that you MUST post a reply..................................

 

 

ONLY to see the next post and realize That I already did but don't remember doing it or reading the list before. LOL

 

:AmishMichaelstraw:

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