Guest Guest Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Here's one for the female readers: Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself. 6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! And the #1 reason why God created Eve... 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!" Athour unknown... ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Thanks for the great laugh! I'm usually not the competitive type, (who is better, men or women?) but I have to admit that was funny! I LOL, And my DD (under two years old) got the giggles. And then I got the giggles. And we giggled and giggled and giggled! Thanks for a great laugh! :ROTFLOL: ------------------ Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever! Quote Link to comment
Goose Liver Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 To funny ------------------ Quote Link to comment
lowlander Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Oh Ed!!!!!! You are just too much!!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Thanks Ed, got to print this one out so I can read it and remind myself when I'm scratching my head at some of the things DH does that God created him that way ------------------ Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Love it........... ------------------ Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. Quote Link to comment
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