Amishway Homesteaders Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 What makes a good Marriage you might ask? Not fighting over the little things in Life would be high up on that list! WELL ,here at the Amishway Homestead after years of having an almost totally happy life I (Michael) am calling an end to fighting over the little things. That right friends I am done with it! NO MORE! I have just installed a second toilet paper holder in the Bathroom! Now She can have her ‘cottenelle soft’ on HER toilet paper holder ! And I can have my ’ Scott 1000 sheets’ on my toilet paper holder! of cause MINE is the top one! LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN! Quote Link to comment
lovinit Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Do you each roll the paper off of the holder differently too? I like mine over the top HE likes his from underneath. We have our own soaps and toothpaste too! Quote Link to comment
lovinit Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 AND do you mash salmon in a bowl or on a plate? Do you cut apples,oranges, and grapefruit the wrong way? Do you want the windows open when she wants them closed? TV too loud or not loud enough? Cotton sheets or flannel sheets? We think we are all so different, while in so many ways we are all the same. Quote Link to comment
The WE2's Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 tskt...tskt...tskt. Guess Mountain Man and I are much more compatible than we thought! We both will use whatever tp is cheapest, the only thing different is who's bottom is the target...LOL If I reach up & find the roll being rolled under, I know that I wasn't the one to use the last of the rol and vice versusl...to big deal! LOL I am an early to bed & early riser...he's a late nighter & late morning...so he shuts tv down at 11:00 and comes to computer & puts on ear plugs. When I get up an hour or so earlier, I keep my christian programs down low so he can sleep an extra hour or so. We both agree on ONE thing though...nothing is worth strife in our home. I'm sure all of you here agree with that one! Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 Lori sandwiches are cut square - mine are ALWAYS on a angle. Make it easy to see who's is who's when on the road and I have chicken salad and Lori has egg salad. cotton in summer - flannel in winter . . .no problem NOW who gets the most covers? I ALWAYS lose! no TV so no problem there LOL but we sometimes read the same book with 2 bookmarks? we will not get into food cooking! because I want to stay here. Quote Link to comment
The WE2's Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Lori sandwiches are cut square - mine are ALWAYS on a angle. Make it easy to see who's is who's when on the road and I have chicken salad and Lori has egg salad. cotton in summer - flannel in winter . . .no problem NOW who gets the most covers? I ALWAYS lose! no TV so no problem there LOL but we sometimes read the same book with 2 bookmarks? we will not get into food cooking! because I want to stay here. Quote Link to comment
Andrea Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Wait a minute, there are actually men who know how to install a new roll of toilet paper on the holder?!? Quote Link to comment
Cat Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Wait a minute, there are actually men who know how to install a new roll of toilet paper on the holder?!? He didn't say he CHANGES it, just that both now have their own rolls.... :24: Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 Wait a minute, there are actually men who know how to install a new roll of toilet paper on the holder?!? He didn't say he CHANGES it, just that both now have their own rolls.... :24: Oh come on . . . . . so easy to change- I just look at the paper Lori drew that is taped next to the holder with arrows showing me how to do it and how I have to make sure the round thingy is IN the slots the right way so the next person that pulls doesn't end up with the roll on the floor unrolling as it goes to the other side of the room so you can't reach it to use it! Quote Link to comment
Annarchy Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Goodness gracious, you all are funny. Yes, "Not fighting over the little things in Life" is high on my list also. After more than 30 years, we've gotten used to the TP being one way, who ends up with or without covers, and much more. Just don't leave the shower head pointed at the center of the bathroom...... Quote Link to comment
themartianchick Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 It really is the little things... I just posted this article on my Facebook page: http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/ore-man-killed-wife-for-closing-ketchup-bottle-too-tightly Quote Link to comment
The WE2's Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Goodness gracious, you all are funny. Yes, "Not fighting over the little things in Life" is high on my list also. After more than 30 years, we've gotten used to the TP being one way, who ends up with or without covers, and much more. Just don't leave the shower head pointed at the center of the bathroom...... Or flush the toilet when the other is in the shower! Quote Link to comment
dogmom4 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 It really is the little things... I just posted this article on my Facebook page: http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/ore-man-killed-wife-for-closing-ketchup-bottle-too-tightly Wow. That is just sad. Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted September 21, 2013 Author Share Posted September 21, 2013 = = this is NOW getting just plain SILLY! = = = = came home from work the othe day to find a note "written" on my roll of totel paper from Lor 'thanking me' for putting up the other holder so we don't have 1 on and 1 on sink. SOOOOOOO of cause I had to write back to her on her roll - "your welcome dear XOX"! So now we are leaving notes for each other on the first sheet as we pass in the night! and THAT is what makes it fun to live here together..................................... Quote Link to comment
The WE2's Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 AH's ... do you save the notes or what? Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted September 22, 2013 Author Share Posted September 22, 2013 AH's ... do you save the notes or what? Well'............. At first yes, but now they get flushed. Just went (3:30 am) and the note said 'wake me up' SO I did and Lori turns over and says 'it SAID wipe me butt! oh, never mind. . . Quote Link to comment
out_of_the_ordinary Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Wait a minute, there are actually men who know how to install a new roll of toilet paper on the holder?!? Yes. It took some training. Quote Link to comment
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