Caption these humerous pics of wildlife...................................

[Midnightmom]

Presenting  "The finalists of the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards."

 

All of the images came from a FB post by the group 'Wonders You've Never Seen Before.' As I scrolled though the images I read some of the comments; they are as funny as the animals! I am going to number the pics and add matching numbers to the comment(s) that I read which were the most amusing (to me). The comments will all be at the bottom of the post so that you won't be influenced by them when creating your own captions and sharing them with us. (I hope everyone understands what to do.)
 

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#1 (Lions)

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Jed…..

And then she said....

Did I tell you the one about…

 

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#2 gopher

Ohhhhh what a Beautiful morning… oh what a beautiful day… 

O’ Solo Mio!

 Fi-ga-ro, fi-ga-ro, Fiii-ga-ro 

Oh Lord, thank you for a beautiful day!

 

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# 3 bear

Then turn left at the big pine tree, and go about half a mile til you see the park. The best picnic baskets are there.

Thanks for stopping bye. Come back again, we'll do dinner.

You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out..

Hey you,ya you.Come a little closer and say that again.

 

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# 4 birds

 STOP . . . in the name of love

U sure u ok? u hit that tree hard. How much claws I got up?

Stop! You tell that same joke every time I see you!!!

I got my nails done what do think?

 

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# 5 bear

“Ten. Ready or not, here I come!"  "Bob, we talked about this before. The tree has to be WIDER than you, not TALLER than you."

Oh look there's a bear in the water hiding under that log... hope he doesn't see me hiding behind this tree!

If I can't see them, they can't see me. The Ostrich told me so.

 

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# 6 otter

"Mom, quit it people are watching!"

If you make one more sound while the preacher is speaking, I will march you straight to the car young man!

 

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# 7 hawk

Be Vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits!

Hmmmm shhhhh I’m prEying

 

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# 8 tiger

"oh sh1t! I was supposed to pick up the cubs an hour ago!"

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

I should have had a V8

I can’t quite see the 4th line on the eyechart

 

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# 9 puffins

You’re gonna share, right?

I thought you were on a diet?

Mom said you had to share... I'm telling!!!!

Was on sale, wasn’t it?

I could help you carry those!

 

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# 10 bear cubs

MOM he’s touching me

He started it!

Okay! Okay! Uncle!

Mom: (spoken through her gritted teeth) Wait till I get you home!!!

 

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# 11 stotes

Hi my name is Larry and this is my brother Darryl, my other brother Darryl and our friend Bob.

When the kids are asleep and you open a bag of chips 

We weren't doing nothing, Mom!

 

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#10 lions Pssst. Lean in sister. Did you read what that Jeepers chick just posted? I know, I know! And at her age. She is one hot mess. 

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#1 lions. No, you gotta do it like this. Put your paw up to your mouth so the ladies can't see what you are saying. Hee-Hee. They don't call us king of the jungle for nothing.  

 

#2 gopher. And dear Lord, thank you for making me so darn cute. Well done. 

 

#3 bear. Hi people. You do know that I'm over here trying to take a bath don't you? How about a little privacy. Sheesh.

 

#4 birds. Talk to the claw cause the beak don't understand. 

 

#5 bear. Oh look! I haz a twin who lives in the water. Cool. 

 

#6 otter.  I'm sorry mom. Not the ears. I won't use those words again. 

 

#7 hawk. Shhh. I finally got the kids to go to sleep. Wake them and I will peck your eyes out. 

 

#8 tiger. Oh no! Not another litter of cubs. How did this happen. Oh, never mind.

 

#9 puffin. Do these fish make my butt look big? 

 

#10 bear. LOL Oh mommy. That tickles. Stop. 

 

#11 stotes. Knock it off. It's whack-a-mole not whack a stote.