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  1. A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing..... After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor replied..... "Not with a Daffodil."
  2. As yawl well know I don't hang out in here, but I did stumble over this and not knowing if yawl have been using these and talking about them decided to post them, I will be looking at a pile of these!! http://www.reusablecanninglids.com/
  3. Hi Vine Thank you for your prayers for the Family, God knows they have been thru more then should happen but does every day to somebody somewhere.... thank you !!!for your kind words and there are two more in the library, High Country Journal and Alpha and Omega ( which I plan to chang the name to "High County Journal...Wyoming"..and have attached as part two and brought them together and will now work them into a joint read..for a little ways anyway.. I really need to get back to "May" but just haven't done it as I was trying to edit HCJ - W. I have another in mind that will be a lot different.. more for the "Guy" readers, you know...gun porn hahaha and some really weird Chit... I just have to get back into finishing the others ...first... Trip
  4. we miss you too, dear.
  5. OH BARF!! yawl kain't let a man be can ya??... and yes "DEER" you are coming home...can you hear the evil laugh??? And I know you've been gone way to long if Alec is having such thought!!.. hahahaha... come home... the Gophers are breeding faster then I can kill em.... /size]
  6. Thanks all, good to know I'm missed hahaha but when I tell Luna that she says "Well I'm still practicing" She and Alec will be making a mad dash home tomorrow and return to H'ton next day.. this week long stay has turned into almost a month with at least 2 more weeks to go... This sweet lady has carried a load that would have dropped most of us to our knees and all without a complaint, she is a trooper!! Trip
  7. I really hate writing out a long post and sending it and it goes off into cyber space....arge!below is Lunamothers blog which will explain much more then I can about the goings on in H'ton and the Hospital, She and the Fam headed down on the 4th, Ward's surgery was the next morning, all I can say is he and they have been thru hell but may be coming back from there!!!! but may still have 2 or more weeks there... I'm holding the Homestead down, the Zombies ain't crashed the gate yet... YET..lol , I've not been here because I got caught up in a "guy" prep forum and while I ain't learned to can Green beans, I now know how to get a Jeep over a big boulder......hopefully alive!!! lol.... I've taken my second story A&O.. and changed the name to HCJ 2..and am now trying to bring them together and to a close...when my head is back on right I plan to finish the 3rd one..One day in May...I hope.....I will post them here... mostly I just miss the family, and want them all home safely...back under my watchful eye!! hahaha... I do drive Mz Sheri crazy at times.. but why should she be any different them mymy Mom hahahah... L8R all Trip http://qotu-ncn.blogspot.com/?zx=1070349b18917fa4
  8. If this has been posted in the past please forgive me doing it again...It's not a joke but I didn't know where to put it so...here it be! Sandy and I saw George live in Helena MT maybe a year before she died, he wasn't as funny as he used to be, then he said he had been sober for 17 months.... that was a shocker !! explained a lot! I remember Sandy and I went to the bathrooms during intermission, here is half the local LEO's in the city there and we got a hell of a contact buzz just walking thru the crowd ..some things never change !! I still remember coming out of the BR and there was Sandy standing in the crowd, breathing deeply and smiling at me... She said "to hell with George lets just stand here a while!! I miss her every day!!!.... Read what George had to say..."IF" he said it... very true words regardless... Trip GEORGE CARLIN (His wife died...and George followed her, dying July 2008) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.... Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent. Remember, to say, ' I love you ' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. If you don't send this to at least 8 people.....Who cares? George Carlin
  9. Sister-in-law A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?' persisted Satan. 'Yep,' was the calm reply. 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope,' said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ' Why aren't you afraid of me? The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.
  10. Trip

    The Parrot

    Mayhap it will be Keith and dumplings !!!....
  11. Trip

    The Parrot

    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "That's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
  12. This is a first for me, posting in this part of the site, but I read this and as I use Olive oil to cook I was kind of surorised by this as I had never thought about it... I'm a guy ...ok?....duh.... If you know all about this cool, if not maybe it will be of some good... Trip Why olive oil is bad for your stir-fry user * by Brett Blumenthal - Sheer Balance, on Thu Feb 4, 2010 8:46am PST We all know that certain oils are healthier than others, but your oil health goes beyond just the type. The health of your oil can be related to how you use it too. Each type of oil has what is called a “smoke point.” The smoke point is the specific temperature at which the oil starts to break down…or in more technical terms, its molecular structure begins to change. These molecular changes result in changes in flavor, as well as changes in nutritional value…specifically, the nutritional value of the oil starts to degrade; changing what once may have been considered an especially healthy oil (such as Olive or Flaxseed which is rich in Omega-3s), into one that is unhealthy. The higher an oil’s smoke point, the higher the temperature the oil can withstand. As a result, each type of oil should be used for the cooking method that is most appropriate to its individual smoke point and heat tolerance. Here is a quick guide for the next time you reach for your favorite oil. Heat During Cooking Oil Best Use No-Heat Flaxseed Salads Low to Moderate Coconut Baking (low heat) Light Sautéing Pressure Cooking Salads Corn Olive Peanut Sesame Walnut Medium Heat Macadamia Nut Baking (medium heat) Sautéing Stir-Fry Safflower Canola High Heat Avocado Deep Browning Deep-Frying Searing Grapeseed Sunflower Soybean / Soy Note that the above table represents oils that are refined. Most oils we buy are refined. Refined oils tend to have much higher smoke points than their unrefined counterparts. They also differ in nutrition and flavor. Unrefined oils are more nutritious (some of oils’ nutrients are removed during the refining process) and they tend to be much richer in flavor. For instance, unrefined peanut oil will smell and taste just like peanuts, while refined peanut oil will have a lighter smell and taste. When it comes to extremely high heat cooking, always choose oils which are refined. If, however, you are anxious to have a salad with a rich taste, splurge on the unrefined variety if your palate so desires!
  13. First....There is no cure Second, there is no cure... give up third, While it's true there is no cure, nobody has died from prepping... Forth , It's cheaper then Booze or dope...and more fun, no hangover, no rotten teeth or such.. And last...you get to hang out with a nicer type of folks....... GOOD LUCK !!!...... OH !!! and buy a Ruger 10-22.......
  14. Trip

    Cool Gramps!!

    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..you were sposed to make the rest figger it on their own...hahaha...love babblefish
  15. OK OK OK ...It loses something in Greek so I'll change it...
  16. Love this one! Thanks for the laugh. (and I think I figured out your signage) Well I'm just a peaceful sorta guy...
  17. Does Phil know? and it's good to know these things...Who's Phil? can you eat a Ground Hog?... taste like pig?
  18. Face it you just hang out with cheap types...
  19. MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES: * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: * When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: * A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .. * The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS: * A woman has the last word in any argument. * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE: * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. * A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. * A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP: * A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. * A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.. NATURAL: * Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. * Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: * Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. * A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
  20. Trip

    Cool Gramps!!

    Well first off thanks for changing the word in my joke, I couldn't think of one to replace it...lol Ye it's Greek, go to bablefish and it will translate it for you... I've always said if I ever got my small homestead in the sun that is the sign that will go over the gate...but maybe in Spanish...I kinda like the greek tho...
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    Cool Gramps!!

    A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long... easy, boy." Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa." "Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "but I'm William . .. . the little brat's name is Steve."
  22. Trip

    Why are we there?

    Subject: Why are we there? Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on TV there are photos of death and destruction. Why are we still there? We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us nothing but trouble. Why are we still there? Many of our children go there and never come back. Why are we still there? Their government is unstable, and they have sloppy leadership. Why are we still there? Many of their people are uncivilized. Why are we still there? The place is subject to natural disasters, and we are supposed to bail them out. Why are we still there? There are more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand. Why are we still there? Their folkways, foods and fads are unfathomable to ordinary Americans. Why are we still there? We can't even secure the borders. Why are we still there? They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there? It's becoming clear.... * * * * * * WE MUST PULL OUT OF CALIFORNIA!!!
  23. Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Rufus and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Hatfield by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Rufus and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. We even got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Rufus and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Rufus and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges, they come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Rufus and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. Your loving daughter, Sallie Mae
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    perfect husband

    perfect husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: 'Hello' WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' MAN: 'Yes' WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.' WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN: '$ 90,000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $ 980,000' MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal.' WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!' MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
  25. Will I live to see 80? I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a Chit..??/
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