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Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted


Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case


Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents


Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?


Prostitutes Appeal to Pope


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands


Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms


Teacher Strikes Idle Kids


Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead


Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax


Miners Refuse to Work After Death


Stolen Painting Found by Tree


Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter


War Dims Hope for Peace


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


Deer Kill 17,000


Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges


Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Man Struck By Lighting Faces Battery Charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy


Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood


New Vaccine May Contain Rabies


Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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