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Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

 

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

 

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

 

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

 

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

 

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

 

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

 

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

 

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

 

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

 

Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

 

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

 

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

 

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

 

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

 

War Dims Hope for Peace

 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

 

Deer Kill 17,000

 

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

 

Man Struck By Lighting Faces Battery Charge

 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

 

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy

 

Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

 

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

 

Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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