Guest Guest Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Cavemen need a lot of re-education, so when I got these in my email, I enrolled him in some of the classes. Ahemm.....he enrolled me in one too, but I'm not telling which one! Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants. TOPIC 1 HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step, with slide presentation. TOPIC 2 THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round table discussion. TOPIC 3 IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? Group Practice. TOPIC 4 FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. Pictures and explanatory graphics. TOPIC 5 THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? Examples on Video. TOPIC 6 LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT. Help line support and support groups. TOPIC 7 LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open forum. TOPIC 8 HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. Graphics and audio tape. TOPIC 9 REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real life testimonials. TOPIC 10 IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation. TOPIC 11 LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS. Online classes and role playing. TOPIC 12 HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. TOPIC 13 HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. TOPIC 14 CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS: Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so that they can be easily found. Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any survivors. BUMPERS STICKERS FOR LADIES -- BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 **Signing DH up for # 4... ** If he makes it through *that* one, I'll open up his world with a few more!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Those are so funny!!!! Mare Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Yes, they are hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment
Lois Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 I think #4, #5, and #13 would be appropriate here. Quote Link to comment
logcabinmama Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 These are all very good. Thanks for posting them. Quote Link to comment
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