How to get to heaven

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If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale

and gave all my money to the church, would that get me

into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School

class.

 

"NO!" the children all answered.

 

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,

and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me

into Heaven?"

 

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

 

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy

to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get

me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

 

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

 

"Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

 

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

 

 

[Guest Guest]

lol, cute!

[Guest Guest]

Now that's really cute...sounds like me at that age! Although I was the kid that actually knew that the correct answer to everything was not necessarily Jesus!