Guest Guest Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 TATER PEOPLE Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called "Spec Taters". Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters". Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands. They are called "Dick Taters". Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. They are called "Agie Taters". There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help. They are called "Hezzie Taters". Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not. They are called "Emma Taters". Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others. They are called "Sweet Taters". Thanks for being some of the "Sweet Taters of my life! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 How about the really strange-looking ones that just *bug* ya??? They're "Eerie Taters"!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Hey! I think I know a couple of those!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Subject: Potatoes You know that all potatoes have eyes.. Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty of exercise and eat well so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs.. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow, and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.' Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......................... Are you ready for this?.............. Are you sure?.............. OK! Here it is!................. A COMMON TATER!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
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