Lele Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 A friend sent this to me... so I thought i would share it. Best Living Will Ever!! I,_______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Chocolate Margarita Sex Chocolate Sex Mexican food Chocolate French fries Chocolate Pizza Sex Ice cream Chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day! Link to comment
DonsCountryGal Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Oh my! Good thing I've already been to the ladie's room!! Gotta print that out in legal form, have it notarized and added to my 'Important Papers' file!! Link to comment
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