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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send

him flowers for the occasion. The flowers arrived at the new business site and

the owner read the card: "Rest in Peace."

The owner was annoyed, and called to complain."Sir, I'm really sorry for the

mistake, and sorry you were offended," said the florist. "But even worse, somewhere

there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,

"Congratulations on your new location."

 

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