Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 VEGETABLE TRUE STORIES: I stopped at a fruit stand in Brawley when I spied a large pile of watermelons for sale cheap. The sign said "Watermelons - $1 each". I walked up and selected a medium sized one. I started to pay and the lady operating the fruit stand said, "That one will be $3.50". "Wait a minute", I said, "Your sign says a dollar each". "The dollar ones are in that box", she replied, pointing to some small culls in the corner. "Those watermelons aren't very big", I responded. With a wry smile on her face, the lady shot back, "Well, Mister their a lot bigger than your dollar". I bought the bigger one for $3.50 and decided not to tell my wife that I had been had. Quote Link to comment
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