Guest Guest Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Noah's Ark Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark... ONE: Don't miss the boat. TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat. THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 70 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. SIX: Build your future on high ground. SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile. TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Good one HappyGirl. We need more like that one. Hill Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 May I add another one, based on personal observation??? 12. Even when you're doing "God's work", there still will be lots of *poop* to shovel. -OR- (cleaner version) Even when you're doing what you're supposed to do, you'll have to take care of the basics. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 *Giggle* Funny but sooooo true! Quote Link to comment
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