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Noah's Ark


Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark...


ONE: Don't miss the boat.


TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.


THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.


FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 70 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.


FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.


SIX: Build your future on high ground.


SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.


EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.


NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.


TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.


ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

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May I add another one, based on personal observation???


12. Even when you're doing "God's work", there still will be lots of *poop* to shovel.


-OR- (cleaner version)


Even when you're doing what you're supposed to do, you'll have to take care of the basics.

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