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Easter Bunny Jokes


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Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

 

A. Bugs Bunny

 

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Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

 

A. Two points just like everybody!

 

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Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?

 

A. A hare brain.

 

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Q. How are rabbits like calculators?

 

A. They both multiply really fast.

 

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and a few more for you!

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

 

A. Just look for the gray hares.

 

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Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

 

A. A receding hareline.

 

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Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?

 

A. When it has hares in it.

 

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Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?

 

A. Cold.

 

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

 

A. A harenet.

 

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