Guest Guest Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Q. How can a nose get itself into a noose? A. It borrows an O. Xuyen, age 9, USA Q. Why can't you tell a skeleton a secret? A. Because it goes in one ear and out the other. Kaylynn, age 10, USA Q. What do you call a dead person in closet? A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion. Katie, age 10, USA Q. What do a tree and a dog have in common? A. They both bark. Claudia, age 12, Canada Q. How many sheep were born last year? A. None, only lambs were born! AshLey, age 9, Canada Q. What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel and a poodle and a rooster? A. A Cocker-poodle-doo! Rosy, age 9, South Africa Q. Why did the man throw his clock out the window? A. He wanted to see time fly. Melissa, age 10, USA Q. You are standing in a room with a kerosene lamp in one corner, a gas stove in another corner and a candle in another corner. You have one match. What do you light first? A. The match. Jackie, age 12, America Quote Link to comment
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