Guest Guest Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Q: What do you put in a toaster? * * * * * A: The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else before you hurt yourself. If you said "bread," go to the next question... Q: Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink? * * * * * A: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. If you said "water," then proceed to the next question... Q: If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with blue bricks, a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made with black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with? * * * * * A: Greenhouses are made with glass. If you said "green bricks", what in the *world* are you still doing here reading these questions??? If you said "glass," then go on to the next question... Q: Twenty-five years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, three of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack into the middle of the "no-man's-land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no-man's-land?" * * * * * A: You don't, of course, bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real goose and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash! Your efforts would not be appreciated... (Source unknown.. I got it from a Yahoo group) Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 That was really good! I think I got to the fourth one, but *refused* to turn off my computer! Quote Link to comment
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