Amishway Homesteaders Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 THE BREAKFAST SPECIAL Whether or not you are a senior you will understand this one, and if you are not a senior yet, well, someday you will be. The $2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "senior special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "Yes!!" stated the waitress. "I'll take the special, then," my wife said. "How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked. "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. Link to comment
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