Hoppy Easter jokes

[Amishway Homesteaders]

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.

 

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

 

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

 

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet

 

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion

 

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

 

What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead! <-- don't get it?

 

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.

 

How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!