Wheeler Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 I just had to share this one with all of you... A preacher goes to a nursing home to meet an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there he notices this bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty. He says, "Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts." "That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put em back in the bowl." Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 eeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Thanks, Mary! (I think! LOL) Quote Link to comment
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