ozzzyyy Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a Man here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LOL!!! Funny! Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment
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