Jump to content
MrsSurvival Discussion Forums

Points to ponder...


Guest Guest

Recommended Posts

Guest Guest

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

 

~~~~~

 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

 

~~~~~

 

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

~~~~~

 

There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

 

~~~~~

 

Life is sexually transmitted.

 

~~~~~

 

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

 

~~~~~

 

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

~~~~~

 

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 

(author unknown)

 

 

Link to comment

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.