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That wasn't a tag from you. That was the breeze that rushed past me when you tripped over your tent dress.

 

*yawn*

 

*straightening out sweatsuit from breeze*

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*yawn*

 

I only donned that to make you feel comfortable while you paraded around in your fuschia mumu chica...But HEY! Anything for a friend!

 

*babe slips off the tent dress, hangs it back in homey's closet and slips her high heels back on...*

 

*beaming*

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*darlene stands in the kitchen next to homey's husband as they observe homey sitting on the couch stuffing her mouth with popcorn as she watches commedies from the 1970's...*

 

Ed? Does she digress like this often?

 

Ed just sighs...

 

*darlene shakes her head and goes over to the stove to make her bud another bowl of popcorn...*

 

((((((((((((((((homey))))))))))))))))))

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*sigh*

 

Homey walks over to the cords and gives a quick jerk. The billowing stage curtains close and the audience begins to shuffle their way out the aisleways.

 

I'll stuff another quarter in her tomorrow.

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