Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of A Woman

[gardnmom]

Sent to me by my neice..............

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, " When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

 

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart

that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

 

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was

sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When

they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

 

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to

put all that money in there with your husband."

 

She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word.

I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him."

 

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with

him!!!!?"

 

"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check. If he can

cash it, he can spend it."

 

 

Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of A Woman

[Guest Guest]

Her Mama didn't raise no fool!!!

[Lois]

Sounds like a plan to me!