Guest Guest Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving pink Volvos with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay....I love the Dixie Chicks....I'm a vegetarian....I voted for Al Gore....George Strait Sucks....Hillary in 2004!....and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins. [PS--the smart ones will go to Austin first and stay there, if they make it that far sg] Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Do you know something about Austin that we don't? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 *giggle* IF they make it that far.... Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 To answer you mayjobie: Maybe. It's a hotbed of open-minded liberal free-thinking folk. As compared to the other cities named. Is that what you mean? sg Quote Link to comment
Lois Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Pink Volvos???? ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!! Sure would love to be in Texas to see that! Quote Link to comment
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