Guess who's online????

[Guest Guest]

Mother Goose has gone electronic!!

 

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Mother Goose is on the loose.

In hi-tech garb you'll find'er.

The same old cast are having a blast.

She's put the past behind'er.

 

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner,

Searching for something swell.

But in his despair, he pulled out his hair.

He forgot the URL.

 

Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

One for the gas bill, one for the phone,

One for the computer my modem's on.

 

Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn.

The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn.

Where's the little boy who looks after the sheep?

He sailing through cyberspace vast and deep.

 

Little Boy Blue and little Bo Peep,

Can't keep track of their wand'ring sheep.

What's the matter with Peep and Blue?

I'm not sure, but I have a clue.

Who wants to chase after woolly sheep,

When you can whirl through cyberspace deep?

 

Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,

To see an old lady who still uses DOS.

She won't upgrade; she's far behind.

Says she's waiting for Doors 99.

 

Molly, my sister, and I fell out.

And what do you think it was all about?

She loved coffee, and I loved tea.

I got a MAAK; she got a PeeCee.

And that was why we couldn't agree.

 

Curly-locks, Curly-locks, wilt thou be mine?

You shan't wash dishes, nor feed the swine.

But sit on a cushion and get on-line,

And feed upon strawberries, candy, and wine. (Westbrook??? )

 

Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater,

Had a wife and couldn't keep'er.

He put her in a pumpkin shell,

As a place for her to dwell.

She didn't like it very well.

"You are a jerk, and a scoundrel too!

Why in the world did I marry you?"

Introduced her then to URL.

She thought that was something swell.

Now he keeps her very well.

 

These & more at:

http://www.frontiernet.net/~kenc/mgoose.htm

[Guest Guest]

That's cute!

[Guest Guest]

Yup, they are! I'll enjoy the site, too, thanks!