Guest Guest Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 I love riddles, do you? If you answer or try to answer I'll add more later. If not I won't bother everyone with them. Have fun! 1. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 (trying NOT to picture a bikini on a skeleton... Quote Link to comment
redhenfarm Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Hmmmmmm. Now I'm envisioning a skeleton in a bikini but I'm feeling really dumb and clueless. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Well, let's see what I can do here. Picture a skeleton and what do you NOT see? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 You don't see SKIN! hahahahahaha! I winnnnnnnn I winnnnnnnn I just know I wonnnnnnnnnnn... rofl Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Oh Boss, I don't know about you!!! You're close but no cigar! You see NO Body. How about this one? 2. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Quote Link to comment
redhenfarm Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 A mess? Pumpkin guts? Oh, this is better: pumpkin pie! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 A whiny kidlet??? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Good try ladies but the correct answer is! 2. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? ANSWER: Squash 3. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Ummmmm... They don't want to "fly off the handle"?????? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 4. How did the ghost patch his sheet? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 **jumping up and down** Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 He climbed back into bed? ROFL I winnnnnnnnnnnn I winnnnnnnnnnn I declare that I am the winnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ROFL Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I hate to tell the boss she's WRONG, as she gets a little cranky like Cat did. Here's the riddle again....think hard! 4. How did the ghost patch his sheet? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 4. How did the ghost patch his sheet? Answer: He used a pumpkin patch Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 AURGHH!!! I never even considered it. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Good morning everyone. Here's todays riddle. Who can answer it first? 5. What do you call a witch's garage? Quote Link to comment
Linda Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 i got it, i got it!! a broom closet.. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 You did! You did! Since you answered this one so quick I'll give you another! 6. Who was the most famous French skeleton? Quote Link to comment
Linda Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 bet if i was to look in my family history i'd fine him Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Napoleon bone-apart!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Very good Cat....this time it's a for you! 7. How can you tell if you're in bed with Dracula? Quote Link to comment
Linda Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 hehehehehe.... never mind how??? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 I knew I'd have to help someone up from the gutter with this one.........shame on you theyd!!!!! Quote Link to comment
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