ozzzyyy Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Offertory prayer (Joke) A visiting minister prayed during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point... This made me laugh, hope you laughed too! Have a great day! Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 LOL! Sounds like something my little girl would say! Link to comment
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