Postage Stamp Humor

[Amishway Homesteaders]

One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes. Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, "Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?"

 

The blonde replied, "My computer keeps saying I've got mail."

 

 

 

 

[Jeepers]

Hey! I think I resemble that remark.

 

 

When I first got my computer my husband would send me an email and then call me to say, "You've got mail." For the longest time I asked him how he knew.

 

In my defense I was just learning about computers and wasn't going online everyday. On the other hand he could have said, "I sent you an email" or "Check your email." Probably not as much fun for him though.

[Amishway Homesteaders]

............ did you hear about the Blonde that wanted to fax something so she went to the Library to get it send? When she handed it over there was a postage stamp on the top of it and she also asked for a copy to be made first before it went into the machine so she could bring it back home to put in her files.