Got this in my email today and thought some would enjoy this kind of humour......
A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York
> >City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to
> >himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
> >
> >
> >He notices a police officer walking between the lines of
> >stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks,
> >"Officer, what's the hold up?"
> >
> >
> >The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so
> >she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse
> >herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says
> >her husband is running around on her more than ever
> >and the Democrats told her to forget about running for
> >president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for
> >her."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
> >
> >
> >The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of
> >folks are still siphoning."