What We Learned From The Movies-

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WHAT WE LEARNED AT THE MOVIES:

 

I found this site and thought it was hilarious,but there are so many, I only copied some to get you started.

 

1. If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion.

 

2. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

 

3. Natural disasters only occur after the local mayor scoffs at the possibility.

 

5. Women staying in a haunted house should investigate any strange noises while wearing their most revealing underwear.

 

12. If a blonde and a brunette are in equal peril, the brunette will die.

 

36. The more people there are firing at you, the less likely they are to hit you.

 

37. You can only threaten someone with a gun if you are within arm's reach of them.

 

38. If a man with a machine gun and a man with a pistol have a gunfight, the man with the pistol will win.

 

39. One man shooting at twenty men has a better chance of killing them all than twenty men firing at one.

 

62. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there. And you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

 

69. All aliens have single monolithic culture: one language, one religion, one outfit, one planet.

 

100. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -- even while scuba diving.

 

101. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.

 

119. Everyone knows the words to every song you want to sing and will sing along with you. They can even carry the solo part so that they can sing the song back to you, even if they have never heard the song until you sang half of it.

 

Here's the site:

http://www.sff.net/paradise/movies.html