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Adam's Choice

Adam was walking around the Garden Of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you".

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give Adam a companion and it would be a woman.

God said: "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes."

"She will always agree with every decision you make."

"She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them."

"She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a disagreement."

"She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like that cost?"

God replied "An arm and a leg".

Adam asked "What can I get for a rib?"

The Rest Is History!!!


Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever!

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