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Two guys from Marquette, Michigan die and wake up in hell.

> The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in

> parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire.

> The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

> The two guys reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from Nordern Michigan, the land

of

> snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little

bit

> ya know."

> The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the

> heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed

> in parkas, hats and mittens.

> The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel

> that?"

> Again the two guys reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're from

> Nordern Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for

a

> chance to warm up a vee bit ya know."

> This gets the devil quite steamed so he decides to fix the two guys. He

> cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and

> screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from

Michigan

> and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking

> beer.

> The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you

> two seem to be enjoying yourself."

> The two Michiganders reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much varm

> weather up dere in Marquette, Michigan and vee just got to have a fish fry

> ven the veather's this nice."

> The devil is absolutely furious; he can hardly see straight. Finally he

> comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have

been

> cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

> The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging

> everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan

> and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with

> the two Michiganders. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas,

> bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling

> and

> screaming like mad men. The devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand,

when

> I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still

> happy. What is wrong with you two?"

> The Michiganders look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, If

> hell froze over dat must mean da Lions von da super bowl!!!"

>

 

[Guest Guest]

ROTFLOL!!! That was a good one!

[gardnmom]

That is a good one!!!

[Deblyn]

Like it!

[Guest Guest]

Ya... dat's a goood one!!! I lived in the UP for 2 years and my dh is a die hard Lions fan.... I'll need to remember to show this to him when he gets back in off the road!!!

 

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