Amishway Homesteaders Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The life-like cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrived. The Officer, clearly enraged, approached the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" said the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer. "HELLLLLLO, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - But you didn't hear it from me............... Link to comment
Pigzzilla Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 My guy is blond (well, what hair he has) and 2/3 bald, so we hear them all. And he tells me a REDHEAD is just a blond with ATTITUDE!! Ha, I'll show him ATTITUDE !! I put a photo of him and his porta potty on the Sunporch, Get together 2008, ha ha Link to comment
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