Deblyn Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around does he become disoriented? Di infants enjoy infacny as much as adults enjoy adultery? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgrunteld? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning What hair colour do they put on the driving licences of bald men? Why do overlook and oversee mean different things? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Funny stuff, Lowlander! Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment
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