Trip Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 LET'S OFFEND EVERYONE ! Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem? A: Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar Q: What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? A: Sum Ting Wong Q: What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A: A speech impediment Q: What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A: Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q: What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp. Q: Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the & F' word? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!' Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh**.'! Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States . ****Trip , I removed the email addresses that you accidently left and posted here. (Stephanie) **** And I got the "poo" reference. (Cat) Link to comment
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