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My friend emailed me this...neither of us believe in reincarnation, but thought it was really cute!!! grin.gif

In my next life, I want to be a bear.If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You

do nothing but sleep for six months.I could deal with that.Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.I could deal with that, too.If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.I could definitely deal with that.If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers you or your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.I could deal with that.If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have

hairy legs and excess body at.Yup......gonna be a bear.

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Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever!

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Sorry about that...meant to put it in the joke forum...I'm not sure where my head is today...anyone seen it? grin.gif

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Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever!

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