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Ladies.....something to BEAR with!

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In this life I'm a woman.


In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.


When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.


Before you hibernate,

you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.


When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)

while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.


If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat

anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.


If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.



Yup...gonna be a bear !





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