Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 While everyone was sleeping Hillbilly and Hill snuck quietly up to the Sun Porch. She rigged up a number of events to befall her unsuspecting victims. She set clear (invisible that way) trip lines that when tripped will pull the trigger on the pea shooter and shoot peas all over anyone in their paths. When the pea shooter's trigger moves it sets off the pie shooter and pies begin to fly every where. Some of the pies hit a hidden target that is holding buckets of thick gooey maple syrup. The syrup pours out and coats all the unsuspecting victims. When the buckets of syrup tip over they were connected to hanging bags of fine goose down. The goose down drops on the unsuspecting victims and pea, pie, syrup and goose them! Hillbillee watches all the commotion from a safe distance, quietly laughing to herself as her final trick drops down in front of everyone. It is a sign, and it reads............ APRIL FOOLS! And it doesn't end there. Hillbilly has helped Hillbillee wire everything so it all resets itself and refills everything for the next batch of unsuspecting victims. And the next, and the next, And the next, and the next, And the next, and the next, And the next, and the next, And the next, and the next, And the next, and the next, And the next, and the next, And the next, and the next, And the next, and the next. Quote Link to comment
Goose Liver Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 pssst Hill and Hillbilly,................over here... splat, splat splat splat..... two pies each...... strawberry with whip cream... hahahaha enjoy.... Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 !!! A couple each from me too, although I have to admit it's a little hard throwing them at ya with all the peas, pies, syrup and goose down on me! Quote Link to comment
Lois Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Uh...... i couldnt make it to the party so you sent SNOW to new jersey??????? that wasnt nice hill. Quote Link to comment
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