WormGuy Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like this for half an hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says "Come on man I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink, I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No,it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go in late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it has been stolen. The police said they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardner. I leave home and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." John Link to comment
Andrea Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 LOL I had one of those days last week! Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 LOL I had one of those days last week! WOW! did the guy die in your story too? LOL Link to comment
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