FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER.............

[Amishway Homesteaders]

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER.............

Hollywood Squares:

These great questions and answers are from the days when

' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now.

Peter Marshall was the host asking

the questions, of course....

Dang I miss this type of TV shows!!!

Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

A. Paul Lynde (About fifteen minutes later): Loneliness!

And the audience laughed for another 10 to 15 minutes.

Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little

heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump,

at least how high should you be?

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking

should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep.

Are you probably a man or a woman?

A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger

at a party and you think that he is attractive,

is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends

to diminish as you get older?

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than

three words to say 'I Love You'?

A. Vincent Price: No, you can say

it with a pineapple and a twenty..

 

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,'

and 'I Can't Get Enough'?

A. George Gobel: I don't know,

but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture

more or less with your hands while talking?

A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more

growing old question Peter, and I'll

give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Charley, you've just decided

to grow strawberries. Are you

going to get any during the first year?

A. Charley Weaver: Of course not,

I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to

discuss two subjects at nudist camps.

One is politics, what is the other?

A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer

in the bedroom or in the closet?

A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter,

I'm always safe in the bedroom.

 

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?

A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he

will wag his tail.. What will a goose do?

A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?.

Q. According to Ann Landers,

is there anything wrong with getting

into the habit of kissing a lot of people?

A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

 

[themartianchick]

I used to love Paul Lind. I didn't get to watch Hollywood Squares very often. I just love all of the different voices that he used to do... I still will watch Charlotte's Web just to hear him as Templeton the Rat.