Deblyn Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwixh, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. As the panda gets up to leave, the barman shouts, "You just shot my waiter!" The panda shouts back "Hey,I'm a panda - look it up!" The barman opens his dictionary and looks at the definition for panda: "A herbivorous bearlike animal that eats shoots and leaves." Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Talk about taking words in the wrong context! Quote Link to comment
CheshireCat Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Actually, it's " Eats, Shoots, and Leaves." That's how I heard it, anyway. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Have y'all read the book? It's one of my favourites. (I come from a family of language snobs...hence my chosen vocation as a writer and editor ) http://www.eatsshootsandleaves.com/ ~Jo Quote Link to comment
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